This is the dress we talked about I saw on Facebook.  Keep in mind, the mom bought this for her 16 year old daughter!!!

The reply email: "You obviously don't know anything about womens fashion, this is what is hot right now with teenagers"

When you can clearly see Hansel and Gretel poppin' out the top it's TOO DAMN SKANKY!?!?!  How am I wrong?

Glad I could help.

Rolling in the fountain laughing.

someone told me my parents are not my real parents

THIS LINK!

This is the original show your crotch and get drunk in public female.

New Britney Spears

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The list I said was SPOT ON

1) His phone NEVER rings
If you’re with someone throughout the day and you never seen them reach for their phone, you’re the side chick. Who carries a phone and doesn’t receive at least one phone call or text message throughout the day. It could be on silent (no sound or vibration) or it’s completely off, either way he’s not talking on the phone around you. What is he hiding?

2) His phone is usually uncharged, about to die or out of service
If 90% of the time you call him it goes straight to voicemail, you’re the side chick. This correlates to his phone never ringing. He could be with someone else at the time and can’t pick up the phone to talk to you, so he turns it off. No one carries around a dead phone all the time.

3) He repeats himself a lot
If he repeatedly tells you what’s he’s doing this up coming weekend or what he did this past weekend, you’re one of many side chicks. The reason a guy repeats himself is because he can’t remember who he told what to. When he can’t remember, his options are to A) ask if he told you “X ‘or B) repeat himself. The smart guy would repeat himself because asking if he told you something is admitting that he can’t keep track of his women.

4) His compliments are focused around physical appearance
If the only nice things he has to say about you is centered around the way you look or your performance, you’re the sexy side chick. This guy is obviously only into you for your body. Most people think that guys are one track minded, so compliments only surrounding sex, make sense. But the truth is that we actually think about other stuff too. So if you say something somewhat intelligent and his reply is, “Your lips are so cute” chances are you’re not the chick that he listens to.

5) Dates are never last minute
If ALL your dates are planned at least a week in advanced, he has other chicks on his schedule. He probably sets aside a day just for his side chicks. If you’re not already in the books for that day on the current week, he makes you wait until the following week, before he’s “free” again.

6) Dates are closer to your home/work than his
If you’ve never been out to a place that’s in the vicinity of his job or home, you’re the side chick. He never takes you to those places because he doesn’t want to risk the chance of running into something that may know about his other chick(s). Next time you go out with him, suggest a place near his home and see he what says.

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Paulas new show "Live to Fail Dance"

Greasy hair tweeted this pic of his wife Katy and then yanked it back down.

Alright pan to the boobs, ok pan out, pan back to the boobs, floor shot, back to boobs